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Is it just me, or do this year’s hurricanes have great names? Let’s review the list:
Arthur
Bertha
Cristobal
Dolly
Edouard
Fay
Gustav
Hanna
Ike
Josephine
Kyle
Laura
Marco
Nana
Omar
Paloma
Rene
Sally
Teddy
Vicky
Wilfred
Some of them are stupid, like Teddy. Hurricane Teddy? Who is going to fear Hurricane Teddy? Or Vicky, for that matter. I have a cousin on Long Island named Vicky, and she instills no fear in me. Now, Bertha, on the other hand, that could do some damage. Do you really want several feet of Bertha’s rain dumped on you? No, no you do not.
Now, I know some of the Southern states get into this, but up north, nobody really cares about hurricanes unless the few hours of rain we get cancels a golf game. Which is why I’ve taken to coming up with ideas for hurricane-themed t-shirts. Read on:
“Hello, Dolly!”
“I DON’T like Ike!”
“Cristobal is no ball!”
“No no Nana”
“No me Gustav”
I could make a fortune in this business, really. Well, maybe.
EDIT: Why is there never a Hurricane Melissa? Why must I be condemned to virusdom, or as Wikipedia so lovingly puts it, a computer worm?
Over the course of last semester, I became well-aquainted with the Web site angryjournalist.com. It’s genius, I tell you, pure genius, despite what my former boss would have you believe. Well, I found my favorite entry today, courtesy of my friend and former Diamondbacker Carrie posting it on her Gchat status:
Amen to that. I have a sneaking suspicion that upon my (not yet concrete) return to the States next year, it is going to be damn near impossible to find a job at a paper. Maybe the Salt Lake Trib‘s polygamy beat will have opened up…
Despite not having worked in the glass castle for over a year, I still support my On Deadline and its bloggers. Saw this when I woke up, and I DARE you to tell me he doesn’t resemble Dwight Schrute.
I’m not gonna lie, when Katrina happened, I didn’t give a shit. I was a few days into sophomore year, and my 18-year-old mind was more focused on frat parties than on actual human suffering. I was stupid, I’ll give you that.
Anyway, flash forward six months. Apparently over the course of sophomore year, I had gained some sort of sympathy for my fellow man and signed up for an alternative spring break trip to NOLA. Twenty-two hours after our Coach bus departed from the UMD Hillel, we arrived at a FEMA camp set up in the middle of a field in Chalmette, Louisiana.
I used to think alternative spring break trips were BS, just an excuse to go somewhere cool with your friends and pretend to do work. But let me tell you, those trips are no joke. At least ours wasn’t. Nine straight hours of backbreaking work each day, literally tearing down people’s houses, people’s memories. Prying those memories from the walls and floors and what remained of the ceilings. The former residents of the first house we worked on were avid hunters. In what remained of their kitchen, we found a refrigerator full of rotten meat, game that had been shot in the months before the hurricane hit. Keep in mind that this fridge hadn’t been opened in at least six months, and for a portion of that time had been underwater. The plan was to tape the fridge shut, then tilt it on its side and wheel it out of the house. Well, apparently we overestimated our abilities, because in tipping the fridge on its side, we accidentally nudged the door open. It was only open for about two seconds, but that was long enough to fill the house with the most disgusting stench I’ve ever smelled. One of the guys working with us barely had enough time to run outside and around to the side of house before he vomited.
- Our first house
- The second house, before we had started working
- The second house, after a looooot of worth
- Virtually every street looked like this
So now, three years after Katrina, and two and a half after my last visit to Louisiana, I wonder what happened to the houses we worked on, to the people who lived there, some who swore up and down that they’d never leave, that they’d rebuild, and others who said they were done, that they were going to move north and never come back. And now I wonder who is still there, and if they’ll be there next week, or next month, or next year.
Dame Helen Mirren snorted the yay AND was date raped? BUT SHE’S THE QUEEN!!!




